Over 3322
militarylulz

Funny Military Funny


Navy -


TAGS: navy reenlistment funny usn humor
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 3:35 am
I think that's a cool choice, myself! LOL!


Fact -




Burn! -


TAGS: military today fail spouse funny
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

foxrecon19d - May 17, 2014, 12:20 am
HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


Win -




Too funny! -




Fact -




Funny -




Top Secret (Declassified) -




ALS Challenge -




PSA -




Fact -




What was your Favorite? -


TAGS: mre food military humor funny
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

50cal - May 9, 2014, 8:40 am

LMAO! Yeah I was part of the transition to this new stuff.. And it still acted much the same! For my vote, I would go with the cheese spread... Goes great with what was called crackers in the MRE.
RoyMc - May 8, 2014, 12:38 pm
Must be after my time, only choices we had were the "fortified" peanut b***er "fortified" cheese spred. I think "fortified" translates into "you don't have to worry about the four pieces of tiolet paper in the MRE package"


Fighting the good fight! -




Instructors -




Navy Humor -




Merica -


TAGS: funny humor isis
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

curlyrocks - October 26, 2014, 10:22 am
Don't worry, so far they can only get their camel to swim 2 laps.


Most cases.. Not all.. -




Merica -




Woah -




Win! -




Dependa -




Who Remembers this? -


TAGS: drill basic funny troops army
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

DysfunctionalVeteran1993 - February 28, 2015, 1:54 pm
looks like ft. Jackson SC! I was Dco. 1/61.


Truth! -




Admit it! -




Airforce -




Militarylulz Comic -




Militarylulz Comic -




Truth -




Funny -




Lazy -




Canine Special Operators -




Boot Problems -




sounds about right -




Fact -




Too Funny -


TAGS: funny humor usmc marine
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

armymike30 - June 26, 2014, 7:10 am
someone rode the rank rollercoaster...


Interpretive Art -




Truth -




Marines -




Militarylulz Comic -




Militarylulz Comic -




WTF is this S*%#! -




Korea's -


TAGS: funny military army
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

deathorfire1 - October 25, 2013, 10:12 pm
Can't tell which is worse really. One controlled by an a**hole or the one doing the a**hole dance?


Funny -




NCO -




Ring Ring! -




Command -




Truth -




Truth! -




All Grown Up -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.91/5

More militarylulz by 50cal



Funny -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.89/5

More militarylulz by 50cal



Truth -




Ranking up -




The rear guy.... -




Funny -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.8/5

More militarylulz by 50cal



Truth -




Funny -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.8/5

More militarylulz by 50cal



Fact -




Feelings... -




Those days... -




Funny -




Militarylulz Comic -




Funny -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.33/5

More militarylulz by 50cal



PVT -




Barf! -




Thoughts? -


TAGS: funny military humor fail
Rating: 3.67/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

50gunner09 - April 5, 2015, 3:30 pm
*SIGH* all too true.(gurl is an a**hat)
Aurielius - February 1, 2015, 4:40 pm
The irony is that we risk our lives for people like her to spout stupidity.
freasy - August 27, 2014, 4:56 pm
Its the people in the military to let you live a life safe enough to espouse such stuff. What has happened since we have looked weak in the world.... I rest my case
foxrecon19d - August 22, 2014, 12:16 am
"I need a boyfriend. cuz then i can have *** wenever i want."... "i wanna smoke weed for the rest of my life"... same chic. Go figure...


Feelings -


TAGS: funny humor military army
Rating: 3/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

freasy - August 27, 2014, 4:57 pm
Again its the folks that hold the wolves at bay let you safely dream of unicorns and rainbows


6 Taliban with 1 shot -




Damn! -




ISIS -




Fail -




Get them Quals -




LMAO! -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

gojira1951 - October 19, 2014, 2:22 am
Somebody slipped those $%# marijuana tootsie pops in the box lunches again!


Post 911 Bill -




Ouch! -




On Profile? -




Oh you know them! -




Stolen Valor? -


TAGS: military humor funny stories stolen
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

foxrecon19d - May 17, 2014, 12:26 am
...room if me and my fiancé didn't scare the living s#it out of them with our CAC cards
foxrecon19d - May 17, 2014, 12:26 am
Yeah, spent New Years 2012 in Virginia Beach with my fiancé. At the h**el bar, two "NAVY SEAL's" were bragging to this drunk college chick about how many times they were sh** during the Bin Laden raid. The drunk chick might have gone with them to their...
foxrecon19d - May 17, 2014, 12:26 am
Yeah, spent New Years 2012 in Virginia Beach with my fiancé. At the h**el bar, two "NAVY SEAL's" were bragging to this drunk college chick about how many times they were sh** during the Bin Laden raid. The drunk chick might have gone with them to their...
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:27 pm

I laughed and left after pointing out all the holes in his story. Talked to the school VA rep about this gentleman and she has no idea who this person is nor has she ever seen him in the office.
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:26 pm

Being all interested in this artifact of his service, I asked to see the tags enthusiastically. He presented them, and as I suspected, were not legit tags, no ID info, instead a weird symbol of band and it said “Army” underneath.
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:26 pm

And “ as part of my reward, ‘my general’ had my tags dipped in gold and presented them to me.”
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:26 pm

Then he takes out a set of “gold” dog chains, and proceeded to tell me how he got them. Evidently he “jumped on a grenade and saved his squad, but luckily he had the new armor so he only had minor scratches and scra**s.”
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:25 pm

I asked him about his service: He was in Iraq, did 3 tours, and got all sorts of awards. So I asked what awards he got, started naming off fake military awards from video games!!
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:25 pm

.. I start asking questions about it, what unit he was in.. Evidently he was in the 101st airborne unit. I asked what unit, and he seemed confused… … This was the 1st flag. He then said oh, I was in a sniper unit, 2nd flag.
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:24 pm

So there I am, doing some inverted bench presses and he goes on about how he’s a vet and such.. I don’t tell people I am just because of people like this guy..
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:24 pm

So there was an interesting interaction at the college gym, a kid was working out there all gun hoe and stuff. I was doing my thing and all of a sudden he starts talking to me when I start working with the free weights.


Militarylulz Comic -




Funny -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.75/5

More militarylulz by 50cal



Militarylulz Comic -




Share if you agree! -




I was there -




Funny truck decal -




Truth has been spoken -




It works -




Funny -




Veteran Affairs -




Respect! -




What's it used for? -


TAGS: win military humor funny
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

armymike30 - May 9, 2014, 11:07 am
you can also "modify" the inner rubber to hold a cigarette thus making smoking in mop gear a snap :P
50cal - May 6, 2014, 8:39 am

I always wondered the effectiveness of the device in a real world contamination event... Just seems so.... unrealistic!
RoyMc - May 5, 2014, 8:10 pm
How true, I recall learning many new words. The tube barely reached my mouth, because of the glasses inserts.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 5:46 pm
THIS IS... a United States Army linguistics communicating device. When an exhausted soldier tries to use it, he will cuss in more languages than he knew he had knowledge of
RoyMc - May 5, 2014, 3:12 pm
Drinking water with NBC mask on. Been there, done that.


Truth -




Funny -




@ryanjreilly -


TAGS: funny fail humor reporting
Rating: 5/5

More militarylulz by 50cal

curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 8:55 pm
He's trying to outlaw ear plugs so we have to listen to his dumb a$$ drone on and on about gun control.


Old vs New -




Spring Detail -




PSA -




Wait Lists -




Food for thought -




Way to funny -




Remember those days? -




-




PREV PAGENEXT PAGE